There and back again - by Chewbacca (Part 2)

       Maybe I didn’t mention it in previous article (who am I kidding, of course I didn’t mention), but weather in Berane was really foggy, when we arrived and the fog (read with British accent - practice at least 2 hours to make it sound really inappropriate) was accompanying us through our whole stay. We woke up really early and after a longtime taking coffee went to a city for a walk. After few minutes we realized, that due to fog, there is literally nothing to see, so after a lunch in bakery, our next steps led to abandoned paper factory behind the city.

Can you find Georgia?

        I’ve been working in a paper factory before, so my surprise, when I first saw the complex of buildings was indeed significant. To compare it would be like compare disabled Shih-Tzu without legs and tail with Scottish deerhound on strict protein diet. I’ve been in a lot of uninhibited buildings, but this experience has been breathtaking. 

       After some time on the first floors we decided to make our adventure even more exciting so I and Mathieu climbed shaft leading to another building and like a true pirates, we started looting. From office of director (who is probably dead at the moment) I took a notebook (with few first pages filled with reports from 1978) and some “sizer” for Georgia (probably for measuring… ehm… ehm). Mathieu took welding warning sign from workroom. 

       It is pity, what we’ve done, because in case some hobo will decide to weld his freshly measured ding dong and subsequently write a report about his achievement, he will be unable to do that. After our paper factory adventure we returned to the city for a coffee and visited destroyed stadium (it was already almost dark outside).

Then we headed to old Monastery, which smelled really orthodoxy and went to play some ping-pong with locals (I beat them all, but if you will ask them, they will definitely not admit it). 

       Later that evening we went to theatre for an excellent Christmas show full of bizarre images. Santa with visible pillow-belly, drunken Reaper and drunken Elfish-homeless-man are only tip of the iceberg. Everything in French, but since it wasn’t poorly directed I understood almost everything (who am I kidding, Mathieu needed to explain me the meaning of the show, since I’ve been laughing all the time and applauding loudly – it was so great). 

       After this perfect performance we went with director of Mathieus organization for a late night coffee, followed up by visit of club with Felix (Ha! You don’t know Felix, for I didn’t mention him yet!). Then we came to our flat, cooked some food, watched a movie and talked a lot. 

Can you find Felix?

       Maybe you are asking: how could you make all of this during one day? The answer is really simple. We didn’t. I mean, we did everything exactly as it is written, but in different order and it took us two whole days. BOOYA! Now it doesn’t sound so interesting and full of actions anymore, so I will add that we also went to a forest to see a monument, played basketball with local children,

 made a chocolate fondue and prepared some French potatoes with chocolate on top (something like Tartafel, tartafat, tart? damn). Nobody except me thought, it could taste so good and well, to be honest… it didn’t. Maybe like 7/10. 
       On the third day we said goodbye and continued with our circus to Beograd for a new year’s party, but about that later (spoiler alert – my nails are still polished with 5 different colors and yesterday I’ve been throwing up silver glitters).

P.S. If you are still wondering, who the hell is Felix - he is a footbal player from Cameroon and a great guy.

To be continued...